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UPDATE** One new winner was chosen due to the 48 hour contact me rule.  So the new winner is…..

Bree!!!

Congrats everyone!!!

Recently I haven’t been posting as much as I’d like to due to many outside forces that seem to pull me in too many directions but specifically away from my computer. So today, instead of adding another Murky Monday rant to my page, since only 2 posts ago I was ranting away and showing my darker side, I thought I’d lighten things up and announce the winners of the On-The-Go Inflatable Potty Seat!  Three cheers (OK four since there are four) for the winners!  Wee! Wee! Wee! Wee!

Did ya’ll like my failed attempt at humor?  (Wee, wee?….Potty seats?…. Ba, da, bump!) See, that’s why I chose Mondays to be Murky because humor and other acts of sheer genius do not flow out of my body easily. Rather its more of a green sludge carried on a wave of negative energy.  Or at least until I get some caffeine in me.

So… on to the happier note!

All winners were chosen with Random.org.  I did have to spin the wheel a couple extra times due a duplicate name being drawn. I couldn’t let one person win three potties… (Yes, there was one lucky kid who’s mom’s name got drawn 3 times!!! Trust me, that was almost more than my Monday brain could handle.) So I spun the wheel again to be able to make things fair and share the potty fun!  But that is also why I’m not sharing any images of the Random.org counter like I typically do. 4 winners plus 2 extra spins would be just too much Random.org…e.ness! And then all of our brains would explode.

All right… without further blah, blah, blah….

Amanda

Storm

Stacy

Virginia

Congratulations to all of you!!!!!

All winners have been contacted by email and have 48 hours to reply or another winner will be selected.

Thanks for playing everyone! I hope you have a great day…. Even though it’s Monday!

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GIVEAWAY! Last Chance To Enter! LOW ENTRIES! 4 Winners!!!!

Its your LAST CHANCE to win an On-The-Go Inflatable Potty Seat!  There will be 4 winners drawn tonight!! 4/30!  While the idea of an inflatable potty seat is rather odd the potential of this great invention is HUGE!!  My daughter already loves hers and as soon as we start potty training she will already be familiar with her little seat!  And its portable so I get to take it where ever I need it!!!! Please check out my full review and all the giveaway details HERE! (Please enter the contest on my review post and not on this one! It will be counted here but it will also create a giant headache for me.  Besides, you need to be able to follow the contest rules on the other page…. so ya know…. just go there and check it out!!) 🙂

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Murky Monday

For this weeks edition of Murky Monday I’d like to rant a little bit about something that makes me see red every time I witness it.  Mostly I see this at the grocery store, because you know… that need to replenish ones pantry is always greater then the greater good.

What pisses me off?  People who park in handicapped places without proper tags.  If you do this may Karma kick you in your ass. May your tires be slashed and gas tanks filled with sugar by an unsupervised teenager who was raised by parents who believe that parking in handicapped spots without proper tags was ok.  There are no excuses for this.  If you need a tag go get one or search for a closer unmarked spot.  And moms, I feel no pity for you.  I know what its like trying to drag out a stroller, adjust all the multiple necessary bags for easier carrying, and deal with a pissy kid(s) all while in a rainstorm with gale force winds.  I’ve done it.  I live in Texas ya’ll.  The home of the Texas Gully Washer where sometimes during the spring rains pop up so fast wearing socks is a waste of time because they are going to get soaked.  And worst of all I’ve done it from parking spaces WAY out in the BFE of parking lots during the H-O-L-I-D-A-Y-S!  In other words your mid afternoon jaunt to the mall does not constitute a reason to park in a handicapped space without a tag.  Being a parent is not a handicap and you’re teaching your children that it’s ok to break the law and that it’s ok to be irresponsible turds.

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One more Shameless Plug: GIVEAWAY!!!!!

If you have a potty training kiddo or just small tots please take a moment to enter my drawing for an On-The-Go Inflatable Potty Seat! These things are adorable, for a potty seat, and easy to use and clean! Contest ends April 30th. 4 winners will be drawn!!! Click here for more details!

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Weekend Giggles #31

Speed Bump

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Speed Bump
Why do I see this as a crystal ball view into my own future with my smarty pants daughter? And how long is suitable grounding time for this offense?

Rubes

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Rubes
Brings the general household curse of “Oh Shit!” to a whole nutha’ level doesn’t it?

Dog eat Doug

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Dog eat Doug
It’s amazing how true this is.

Heathcliff

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Heathcliff
I think I’m suddenly in the mood for tacos.

HaPPy WEEkEnd EverYoNe!

*Thanks to Comics.com for making all these great comic strips available to the public for the world to love!

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