Mommy’s Joy

Hello world!

I’mmm baa-ack!

Well…. Kinda.

I’m back from another successful swim in the redneck gene pool.  Yes folks, I survived it! All without loosing too many brain cells to the pack and I had a wonderful time in the process.  But since the day I came home its been non stop laundry, dishes, housework, kid chasing , etc.  Just trying to get caught up again. You all know the drill.  So that’s where I’ve been hiding.  Instead of finding me lounging on my wonderful chair with a beer in my hand I’m buried under a mountain of laundry that smells like that sweaty beer.  For every ying there is a yang I’m afraid.  And for every great Mommy’s Joy post, even the shortest like this one, there must also be an end.  And also because my laundry pile is starting to throw dirty underwear at me…  Oh wait! That’s my daughter buried under there!  I was wondering where she went….  So for now my loyal readers, and not so loyal but new eyes that stopped in to peep, adios!  I shall return soon with more tails from the unusually vertical family tree.

Oh! And here’s a picture of EJ at her finest while camping.  She walked around like that for almost 20 minutes making fish lips at everyone and posing for cameras.  I kept looking for the LSD she was hiding because seriously!!  Those goggles make me see iridescent hot pink stars every time I look out of the them and its just about the trippiest thing you could imagine.

Smiles!

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Well all, I’m here! Kicked back and taking it easy. Nothing tragic to report other than a port-o-pot that is practically over flowing. (Note-I have my own private potty in my camper to fall back on. I’m spoiled whatcanisay?)
Yep liven the good life. Letting all the normal daily stresses roll off like sweat down my beer can. EJ is happy because she can spend the day wet from head to toe and I could care less. And her aunts keep giving her an endless supply of brownies.
Happy mom…happy kid…
Calgons got nuthin’ on this!
I’ve never posted pictures from my phone so I hope they work out. If not I’ll repost em’ when I return to planet mom.
One photo is of our camp. Another is of the chair where I’m living. And then there is the close up picture of “Fred” my plastic dino that protects my chair when I get up to get another beer.
Cheers!

There are some things that are sacred to a Redneck Camp Ben’er.  One of those things is their potty.  Each year a group of us, several families, get together and rent a port-o-pot for our camp sites.  We kinda park it in the middle of all of them so we all only have moderate walks, err. stumbles, in the middle of the night.  We also park it under a tree so it doesn’t start burning up in there under the Texas sun.  Can you imagine….. Port-o-pot….100 degree… direct sunlight…..molten lava flowing within….. You get the idea right?  After many years of doing this we have perfected the art of the camp pot.

But there is nothing worse then walking up to your yellow can and finding out that some strangers butt has fowled your port-o-pot.  Just because its sitting on property that someone might accidently walk by doesn’t mean its up for public usage people!  Therefore, I’ve created a sign to post on it.  Sadly, I doubt it will be seen at night by any drunken rednecks who only see a giant yellow box of bladder freedom but at least I can make an attempt.  However, anyone who ignores the sign during the daylight hours might have a surprise coming to them.  We’re watching you….We can seeeeeee you…. And that means we probably know where you’re caaaamping…. And therefore sleeeeping….  And you have to sleep sometime don’t you.  And my daughter is still pooping in her diapers…. Need I elaborate further????

You’ve had fair warning.

That is all.

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