I’mmm baa-ack!

Well…. Kinda.

I’m back from another successful swim in the redneck gene pool.  Yes folks, I survived it! All without loosing too many brain cells to the pack and I had a wonderful time in the process.  But since the day I came home its been non stop laundry, dishes, housework, kid chasing , etc.  Just trying to get caught up again. You all know the drill.  So that’s where I’ve been hiding.  Instead of finding me lounging on my wonderful chair with a beer in my hand I’m buried under a mountain of laundry that smells like that sweaty beer.  For every ying there is a yang I’m afraid.  And for every great Mommy’s Joy post, even the shortest like this one, there must also be an end.  And also because my laundry pile is starting to throw dirty underwear at me…  Oh wait! That’s my daughter buried under there!  I was wondering where she went….  So for now my loyal readers, and not so loyal but new eyes that stopped in to peep, adios!  I shall return soon with more tails from the unusually vertical family tree.

Oh! And here’s a picture of EJ at her finest while camping.  She walked around like that for almost 20 minutes making fish lips at everyone and posing for cameras.  I kept looking for the LSD she was hiding because seriously!!  Those goggles make me see iridescent hot pink stars every time I look out of the them and its just about the trippiest thing you could imagine.

Smiles!

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But there is nothing worse then walking up to your yellow can and finding out that some strangers butt has fowled your port-o-pot.  Just because its sitting on property that someone might accidently walk by doesn’t mean its up for public usage people!  Therefore, I’ve created a sign to post on it.  Sadly, I doubt it will be seen at night by any drunken rednecks who only see a giant yellow box of bladder freedom but at least I can make an attempt.  However, anyone who ignores the sign during the daylight hours might have a surprise coming to them.  We’re watching you….We can seeeeeee you…. And that means we probably know where you’re caaaamping…. And therefore sleeeeping….  And you have to sleep sometime don’t you.  And my daughter is still pooping in her diapers…. Need I elaborate further????

You’ve had fair warning.

That is all.

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We’re going to STATE BABY!!

I don’t usually post pictures of myself since I’m the camera shy type, but in this case I’ll make an exception.  It’s not hard to pick me out of the group.  I’m the shortest one on the right with the ear to ear grin.  I don’t think I’m really the shortest gal on our team… OK, it’s highly possible… but it doesn’t help that I was standing next to two glamazons (and I mean that in the beautiful sense) who are a foot taller then me. And even though I might be vertically challenged I make up for it with heart. (And a big serve!–Note the biceps baby!)

Three cheers for our team!  WE DID IT LADIES!!  I’m so proud of everyone!  And that goes for those who were not pictured above as well!!  If it wasn’t for each and every one of you, no matter how big or small of a role you think you played, we wouldn’t be going to these wonderful places with our team without the individual efforts of everyone!  We are a team!  And we are all WINNERS!! And I want to add a special THANK YOU to our team captain, the glamazon on the left in yellow. Without you none of this would have been possible!!  XOXO

That is all.

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I present to you….. The Finger.

Yes, ladies and germs, here is my daughter, in all her cuteness, with her finger buried up to its knuckle in booger surprise.  Frankly, as I watched her, slightly gagging and trying not to laugh my butt off, as she tried to scratched her brain, all I could think about was how many times I’ll be able to get her to empty the dishwasher when she gets older.  I also thought of how nice it will be to frame this one and give it to whomever she marries.

Am I bitter mom? No. Just because she decided my body wasn’t where she wanted to stay after all, after 22 hours of labor, and then blasted out of me like a rocket leaving me scared for life doesn’t mean I’m out for any revenge.

Am I a mean mom? No. Just because she’s now decided that the funnest thing to do is scream her ear piercing scream that echos across the bathroom walls like a bell wrapped around my head while she is sitting on the potty doesn’t mean I want to make her scream more as a teenager.

Am I a mad mom? No. (Ok, maybe a little. But only in the lunatic sort of fashion) Just because she’s 2….. 2…..2…. 2…. years old.  Do I need to repeat that again?  She’s 2!  But that doesn’t mean I want to drive her crazy as a teenager.  (Ok, maybe a little bit)

Nope. I am simply a humble mom, who has a plan to one day have her dishes done and possibly, just maybe, have someone else pick up the doggy poop in the yard.

That is all.

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Enjoy!

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Hugs and Kisses and Happy Wednesday!

“Slurp, slurp, slurp…”

“Uh oh! I think I’m busted for drinking my yogurt again.” says the internal voice of an imp.

“Maybe if I smile pretty for Momma she’ll think that I’m just too cute to use my spoon and that half of the cup landed in my lap and is oozing down my leg and about to drip on the carpeted floor.”

…Little Stinker

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Love and Kisses!

And then I slap myself silly and thank God/dess that there is only one EJ!

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Ahh, a little me time……

Hmmm, I thought this was supposed to be an article about “Why mommies go insane”.

Better check that page number again.

Eeeeks! Shut the door!!!!

EX-cuse-me! Do I look like I want to smile for the camera right now? Would you want to smile for the camera when your on the crapper? Get a life woman!

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As seen at a large chain fast food indoor playground. Because thats what we do in Texas when the temperture drops to below 50F and you need to run your kids out of energy.

Check out rules #1 and #6!

WAIT! WHAT? Happy adult? See anything weird?

Isn’t a happy adult trapped inside a small indoor play area with too many screaming children considered weird? Someone quick! Tell the manager because I think that Mama needs a drink!

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