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Weekend Giggles #14 Ode To The Brain Sucking Vortex Called Adulthood

Today we take a brief look at why babies are smarter than grownups.

Speed Bump

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Speed Bump

I always say babies speak in their own language.  They are all born smart little creatures!  I wonder what happens between birth and adulthood that makes us forget the little things like remembering to use spell check before you hit the publish button?  OH WAIT! I know, we have smart babies and they suck the brains out of our bodies rendering us pod people. No one wrote about that one in any baby book.

Dog eat Doug

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Dog eat Doug

It’s not?!!?  I am now sad and must go eat some red dye #40 and kill some brain cells to compensate and make myself feel better.

B.C.

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B.C.

Ah ha!  That must be what also happens to adult life forms, along with having babies, that makes us nincompoops.

Rudy Park

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Rudy Park

Ah yes! I could do this everyday!  It’s my husband that gets me in trouble.  “Honey, have you seen this one?….”  It’s almost as brain sucking as childbirth and puberty.

Dog eat Doug

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Dog eat Doug

Childbirth, puberty, AND diaper pail fumes!  That can be as toxic as being locked in a closet with a case of spray paint.

Dog eat Doug

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Dog eat Doug

Told you babies were smarter than adults. We spend all our time trying to clean, clean, clean.  Clean ourselves, our living spaces, our kids.  If we just all give in to nature and enjoy the dirt a little bit I think the world would be a much better place…. Just leave me my deoderant and toothbrush… cuz… ya know! We wouldn’t want to offend ourselves and have furry teeth. OH, and I’ll need my razor too. Just because the hair can get itchy and who can enjoy nature if your itchy. And while we’re at it I might as well keep that really great smelling body wash that I bought last week. Its supposed to relax my soul.  I can enjoy being natural better if I’m more relaxed. And don’t forget the shampoo and conditioner!

WHEW! This gettin’ back to nature thing is a bitch!

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