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Wordless/ful Wednesday # 16 Confirmed Proof That Kids Have No Bones

We’ve always known that there is a mysterious nature to all children. They have this uncanny ability to sense a person who likes kids from a person who eats kids.  They can scarf twice their body weight in food and snacks and not gain a pound. But then stop eating and grow taller overnight. They can crash to the ground, face first, at a full speed run and bounce up like they are made of rubber.  So it really shouldn’t be any surprise to discover that they don’t have any bones.  I mean… who could sleep soundly like this and actually have solid real human bones?  I’m starting to think that aliens come down sometime when our kids reach the age of 2 and are then replaced with real human children that they have been harvesting on Mars. Until then they really are the strange little beings that we’ve always suspected.

No-Bones

This can also be proof of what can happen to a Tornado Baby when you stick them in a warm car, tie them down with a 5 point harness, and drive around a bit.  It can suck the vortex right out of the most active Tornado. Then they just get… floppy.

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