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Merry Monday… Let’s Start The Day With A Little Laughter!

Today I’m going to depart a little from my usual opinionated, Mommy’s always right, except when Daddy’s willing to do the dishes posts.  Today I didn’t feel like writing about baby weight and how tennis is sucking the life out of me. I thought I’d bring myself down to the level I used to float on before I had my child and before my life rotated more towards diapers and schedules.  But even in the good ole’ days I still had to put up with cases of the Monday’s. So, since it’s Monday and we all could use a little laughter  on the longest day of the week I thought I’d share a few thoughts about….drum roll please….. bathroom art.  Are you sitting on the edge of the padded toilet seat in anticipation yet?

I’m not sure who, what, or where this came from but I had to share the love.  I went to a friend’s house for the first time this weekend and was just tickled with a picture frame she had sitting on the back of her toilet in the guest bathroom. I know, I know.  Of everything I could become absorbed in, like peeking in cabinets and behind the shower curtain, I found the bathroom art the most intriguing of things and of course I HAD to share it with you.  But in my defense some of the worlds best pieces of advice have come in the form of bathroom art.  Take for instance one smart bit of advice found in public men’s rooms across the country:

“Don’t eat the white mint”.  

Makes sense.  I’m mean even the thought… ewwwww.  Or my personal favorite:

“If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie”.  

As a woman of course I love that one.  And just for shock value, because you know I have to,  I’ll add this little gem I found one day on a random car trip where I just couldn’t “wait” and we we’re in west Texas with not a single tree in site:

“Everybody pisses on the floor, be a hero and s**t on the ceiling”.

I was a little afraid to look but my neck curving upwards was involuntary and I was forced to look but, thankfully, the whole room was grimy enough I couldn’t tell if someone took on that challenge. 

So, as you will be able to tell when I read this piece of great advice, I was captivated and inspired:

“Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and proclaiming WOW, WHAT A RIDE!”

Lovin’ it people!!!  

Happy Monday ya’ll!

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